Monday, September 29, 2008

I NEED GIRL TIME!!!!

OK, this has been just about the worst Monday in the record of my life!
And so, instead of boring all 5 of my faithful blogging buddies, I would like to take a moment and have a little girl time.
Sooooo, here's how it works, I'm going to make up questions which I'll answer on this post and after you finish learning about how fascinating I am, I want you to answer the same questions either on my comments section or on your own blog. DO IT!!! I need it, real bad. Don't be shy we're all friends here.

It's time for Haley's Girl Survey:
1. If your life was turned into a chick flick, what would the title of the movie be called?
Elvis Presley and Marylin Monroe
in
"Dancing in the Manure"
2. What is the most girly thing that you enjoy (be honest, I am)?
I love wearing dresses and skirts. I didn't use to, but Nate enjoys a girl in a skirt so...I want to look good for my man. Now I almost prefer a skirt to wranglers (almost).

3. Brag about yourself, what is something that you've accomplished that you don't really talk about but are secretly proud of?
I came in second place in the LDSBC (LDS Business College) Idol. A knock off of American Idol, I lost to some guy without shoes.

4. When you look at a guy (come on, even you married women) what is the first thing you notice?
I always notice arms and teeth first, always have, always will. Oh, and the way a guy smells.

5. Tell me your favorite chick flick, you know, the one that makes you fall in love with that special fella all over again:
My favorite classic chick flick is the A&E version of Pride and Prejudice but my new favorite is PS I Love You. I bawled the whole movie, I kid you not. My face was all red a blotchy, Nate was a little embarrassed that he had married such a baby.

6. How many pairs of shoes do you really have (ALL OF THEM)?
7, wait, 8, I just sent about 5 more to salvation army. I can't live without my cowboy boots!

7. What do you like most about being a girl?
I like the feeling of smooth legs after a good shave. And I like putting on make-up (even though I don't do it as much as Natey-Poo would like), I enjoy trying different ways to play up what nature gave me.

8. If you had a holiday named after you what would it be called? And what would the date be?
September 16th would be Haley's Dance Day. The whole day would be set aside for dancing until you couldn't take another step. Everyone would have to dance, it would be the law.

9. What's the ultimate girly song that you've loved for as long as you can remember?
"Down in the boondocks: I love her, she loves me but I don't live in her society, oh have mercy from a boy from down in the boondocks"

10. Which Disney princess are you the most like?
Belle, I can be nice most of the time but once I've been pushed to the end of my rope, crazy things start happening....Plus Nate's really grumpy like the beast and I don't think any magic rose is ever going to cure that.

5 comments:

gigi said...

Wow! You really want some girl time asking all those questions. I can answer a few of those questions, lets see....

Not sure about a movie.

I love wearing perfume. Can't leave home with out it. I also love wearing dresses and heels and braclets.

I hiked Orderville Canyon in Southern Utah. It's a 12 mile hike down thru the narrows in Zion ending with the last 3 miles in the river. I've never been so tired and so proud of myself. I'd do it again in a New York minute!

I always notice an mans smile and eyes, you know like Paul Newmans eyes!

I love most all chick flicks! I haven't seen 'PS I love you' thanks for the recomendation.

I'm very embarrased to tell you that I have over 50 pairs of shoes (could be closer to 75). Please don't tell anyone. But only onr good pair of tennis shoes and no cowboy boots anymore :(

You know I love dancing and married an non dancing man. Now he really has an excuse not to dance. He didn't really need to go that far!!! Maybe Aramie could teach him to dance in a wheel chair.

I've always loved "Unchained Melody', "It's a Wonderful World," "Color My World" I love anything that Michael Buble' is singing.

About a holiday, it might be one that just includes eating lots.

hil said...

1. If your life was turned into a chick flick, what would the title of the movie be called?
"Junk in the Trunk"

2. What is the most girly thing that you enjoy (be honest, I am)?
chick flicks (i really hate to admit it), and i love to accessorize. and despite my short little hubby, i love wearing really tall heels (he's comfortable with his shortness and says he doesn't mind). they make me feel powerful.


3. Brag about yourself, what is something that you've accomplished that you don't really talk about but are secretly proud of?
i'm really proud of you ldsbc idol win, too. i am proud of myself for going back to school. i haven't accomplished anything yet, but i'm on the road. i am also proud that i served a mission.



4. When you look at a guy (come on, even you married women) what is the first thing you notice?
i notice eyes (of course), teeth, and pants (no, you dirty birds, just the style of pant).

5. Tell me your favorite chick flick, you know, the one that makes you fall in love with that special fella all over again:
i love the new Pride and Prejudice. i also love Titanic (don't tell anyone!), She's the Man, and anything John Hughes.


6. How many pairs of shoes do you really have (ALL OF THEM)?
i have around 68 pairs, and that's after Frankie made me get rid of around 20 pairs. i LOVE shoes. i always have, always will. ask me how many Darby has. she looks like Frankie, so i have to instill some of her mother's qualities in her...


7. What do you like most about being a girl?
i like how easy guys are to manipulate. sometimes i like having big boobs (it took me a while to get there!). i love wearing makeup and i'm glad i can shave my armpits. i like being pregnant (i am not currently pregnant, just to clarify).


8. If you had a holiday named after you what would it be called? And what would the date be?
the holiday would be "Hillary Gets to Be a B*%$# Day" and it would be whatever day i wanted at any given moment. and nobody could be mean to me. they'd just have to take my crap, all day long.


9. What's the ultimate girly song that you've loved for as long as you can remember?
"Down in the boondocks: I love her, she loves me but I don't live in her society, oh have mercy from a boy from down in the boondocks"
Haley, i LOVED that song my whole life! "every night i watch the light in the house upon the hill....but her Daddy is my boss-man...." i also love the Peter Cetera song from Karate Kid "Glory of Love".


10. Which Disney princess are you the most like?
i think i'm like Tinkerbell, not that she's a princess, but all the princesses are too good natured to compare to me! i'm like Tink because when she's happy, she's all good, but when she's mad, she's so, so rotten. that's me.

Haley, my love, i am sorry you had a bad day and i'm sorry i called and didn't even give you the chance to vent. i love you and i hope today is better.

hil said...

i love Gigi's dancing answer. that was so hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Not all your faithful readers are girls. Haley, Haley, Haley. I think that i'm not going to keep reading.

love
Bro.

The Cinderella Life said...

#1. CHUNKY AND THE PRINCE LIVE IN TIJUANA.
#2. SCENTED CANDLES, PERFUME,ALL THINGS FRILLY.
#3. I AM A GOOD BAKER AND DECENT SEAMSTRESS. I JUST DON'T DO MUCH OF EITHER ANY MORE.
#4.EYES,SMILE, HANDS.
#5.DR ZHIVAGO,FUNNY GIRL,WIMBLEDON,PRIDE AND PREDJUDICE(I TOO AM A FAN OF THE PBS VERSION AND DARCY),THE HOLIDAY,THE WAY WE WERE.
#6.10 OR 11 PAIRS OF SHOES BUT TRUTHFULLY I ONLY WEAR 5 OR 6 OF THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS.
#7. I LIKED BEING A MOMMY AND A HOMEMAKER AND NOT HAVING TO WORK OUTSIDE OF MY HOME. I TOO LIKED BEING PREGNANT.
#8. MY HOLIDAY WOULD BE NAMED:LAZY DAY. A DAY WE COULD SLEEP UNTIL WE WANTED,LAY IN BED AND WATCH FAVORITE MOVIES,READ BOOKS,EAT ONLY THINGS WE LOVE. AND LOSE 25 LBS DOING IT.
#9. BROWN EYED GIRL BY VAN MORRISON (A SONG I KNOW HE WROTE FOR ME).
#10. I AM CINDERELLA BEFORE THE CASTLE,SLIPPER,JEWELS,RICHES.