I would like to try to explain an incident that happen last evening...but I don't think any amount of my explaining would make it sound good. Let's make this fun, like a mystery that you get to solve I will include the clues and you guess what happened.
Clues to the Mystery of the Butt Nakey Girl:
-I was sitting on the toilet, pants around my ankles
- A spider crawled across my shirt
-I brushed off spider, it fell into my pants
-I screamed and kicked my drawers (undies and all) off
-Nate came running in to save me
-Found me standing in the bathroom corner nakey from the waist down, except for tube socks.
I guess there's not much to solve, just a gross image that you're trying to get out of your head, I know Nate is.
All I can say is that it will make for a great movie.