Monday, March 8, 2010

"What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!"

In a financial blunder, the tampon machines will be removed from the building where I work. It seems that the financial genius who first had the machines installed thought that in a few short months he would be a millionaire and retire. He must have done his math wrong when he multiplied $.25 per tampon according to the number of women in my building and the number of times they'd forget their own personal hygiene tools and purchase his own brand of preference. Rumor has it that he was losing money in his venture.

"We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!"


hil said...

what? his stay-clean bulk brand tampons aren't selling like hot-cakes? that's so strange.

and i love the Duckie reference. perfect. and i love you.

Ali said...

I don't know how you can lose money on a tampon machine. It's not like it requires electricity. Are the ladies in your office robbing him because one of you has a super skinny (lite flow) wrist that she can slip up there and nab them for the rest of you?

Seriously, this guy is a moron.

And I love Duckie. Andi was stupid.

Jocelyn said...

So, I guess if you want some generic brand, cardboard applicator tampon that's been collecting dust for at least 3 years, you're out of luck? Tragic!

I love that you quoted Duckie. I think of him every time I see one of those machines. What would he think of the ones at the movie theater with the lip gloss in them?

kanishk said...

i love the Duckie reference.
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