I'm going to share with all my blogging BFF's something that I wouldn't share with just anyone. I must disclose that what I am about to reveal is really immature and gross. I would advise against creating any mental images as that would ruin your day.
Usually once a month or so, Logan and I have the following conversation through text. I kid you not, she always says the same thing. I can't believe I'm sharing this, please don't think ill of me.
Haley: I just pooped in my pants
And that's it, that's the end of our conversation. I don't know if she just humors me by her reply or if she is sad and embarrassed that her older sister is having problems making it to the bathroom. I just know that for some reason I get a big kick out of it. Does that make me a bad person? And immature person? A nasty person? Perhaps, perhaps but don't you dare judge me until you try having the same conversation. And if you're lucky enough to have a sister like Logan, then you'll know what I'm talking about.
Love you Logan and thanks for your support during the one day a month that I poop my pants.
If I can quote the great Gob Bluth
"After all, we're sisters. And we kind of like each other."