Thursday, September 10, 2009

We're sisters, and we kind of like each other.

As you all know, I have a baby sister named Logan. Actually, she's not really a baby...come to think of it, she's not really a little sister either. (clears throat) Ok, I've got it: As you all know, I have a younger sister named Logan. She drives me crazy because I always have to tell her what to do. I drive her crazy because I'm always telling her what to do. That's how we roll. Every once in awhile we get annoyed with each other and don't speak for a whole day but eventually she forgives my bossiness and we move on.

I'm going to share with all my blogging BFF's something that I wouldn't share with just anyone. I must disclose that what I am about to reveal is really immature and gross. I would advise against creating any mental images as that would ruin your day.

Usually once a month or so, Logan and I have the following conversation through text. I kid you not, she always says the same thing. I can't believe I'm sharing this, please don't think ill of me.

(Through text)

Haley: I just pooped in my pants

Logan: Really?

And that's it, that's the end of our conversation. I don't know if she just humors me by her reply or if she is sad and embarrassed that her older sister is having problems making it to the bathroom. I just know that for some reason I get a big kick out of it. Does that make me a bad person? And immature person? A nasty person? Perhaps, perhaps but don't you dare judge me until you try having the same conversation. And if you're lucky enough to have a sister like Logan, then you'll know what I'm talking about.

Love you Logan and thanks for your support during the one day a month that I poop my pants.

If I can quote the great Gob Bluth
"After all, we're sisters. And we kind of like each other."


Colleen Marie said...

Yup, you're gross.
Also, I've noticed that the pictures you post of Logan on your blog are not nearly as complementary of her as the ones she posts on her own blog. Just keep that in mind.

hil said...

i love sisters! and i love pooping my pants. so, i guess we have a few things in common. but seriously, you poop in your pants? we call that a "brown-out." we actually had a brown-out club in the mission. you would have fit right in!

Lisa said...

You are such cute sisters! I am an only child, but I have 4 daughters. we too send silly txt to each other. Usually in the form of movie lines or song lyrics. so. far. no. poop.

Athena said...

I guess that every time she tells me she pooped in her pants and its not true, in my heart i really wish it had. I really doubt she would tell me if she really had.

Anonymous said...

I seem to have some lieing sisters. I do love them. I made it into the brown out club. lol we did not call it that though.

Ali said...

Brown out Club INDEED!! I almost made it my whole mission without joining that dang brown out club!! I didn't make it. CURSE YOU RIOBAMBA AND YOUR DELICIOUS FRUITS.

I wish my sister would be so supportive of my pooping stories. You have a good one there.