Remember when you were a puppy and it didn't matter if you let your stomach hang out?
Remember when you were a toddler and how everyone said how cute your little pooch was?
Remember when you were eating oreos and watching "The Biggest Loser," laughing at their pain?
Remember how you were going to do the 30 Day Shred so you could have abs like Jillian?
Remember waking up this morning, looking in the mirror and doing your own rendition of the "truffle shuffle?"
Oh, yeah, neither do I...um...