Questions of an important nature:
-Is finding a box of cookies outside your door the same as taking candy from a stranger?
-What if they were really good cookies, does that make it ok? I know, I ate them which is part of the reason my fanny has grown (according to him who shall not be named).
-Should I have taken the neighbors box of mysterious cookies to save them from some horrible death by poison?
-Since I didn't die from poisonous cookies, can I accept candy from strangers now?
-Am I completely crazy because I open the door every morning hoping for another box of delicious poisonous cookies?
-Why do the heavens tease me so?