The following conversation went down in the Judd household:
Cowboy Boots comes home from a long day at work. Basketball Shoes asks her how her day was.
"I was long but goo.."
"Where's your lunch?" Interrupts Basketball Shoes.
"I ate it." Cowboy Boots stuttered, confused.
"You ate your WHOLE lunch." Basketball Shoes exclaimed in shock and awe.
"Yes, I was hungry. I ate my whole lunch." Cowboy Boots gets a little defensive.
"I can't believe you ate the whole thing." Basketball Shoes shakes his head in unbelief. He eyes her rear end to see if it's gotten any bigger since he saw it earlier that day.
Cowboy Boots punches Basketball Shoes in the nose. Then she does a leg sweep and knocks him on the ground. Then she tackles him and puts him in a triangle hold. After all, she has sooo many calories to burn from the HUGE lunch she ate.
What? Oh, you want to know what was in my lunch that caused so many bruises to Basketball Shoes.
Cowboy Boots Lunch List:
Sandwich (Consisted of: Two slices of wheat bread, two pieces of ham, tiny dot of mustard)
Small baggie of carrots
Basketball Shoes Injury List*:
2nd black eye
Punch in the kidneys
Kick in the pants
You'll notice he has one injury for every item I ate in my lunch. An eye for an eye, baby.
*I didn't really abuse him. I'm not going to lie, I really wanted to punch him in the nose but I didn't...yet.