The Ewoks vs. The Beastmaster

For my birthday I thought it would be fun to rent the Ewok movie (a spin off of Star Wars) which I remember watching as a kid. Logan and Marshall spent the night with Nate and I.

I'm sure it's happened to everyone, the movie you loved as a kid becomes one of the worst acting, most horrible special effects and sooo not the movie you remember. I'll tell you what, if you've seen the Ewok movies you'll know what I mean, I would have killed the brother off in about 2 seconds flat. I might have had a crush on him in my youth but his dead body would be fertilizing my vegetable garden if things would have worked out between us.
Inspired by the Ewok movie, Nate decided that it would be fun to get a movie that he watched as a kid. Do the following pictures bring back memories to anyone?


Don't be fooled by that rockhard body and face only a mother (a blind mother) could love, this movie has corrupted innocent children since the 80's.
It brought back memories to Nate, up until the part where we saw two bare bums, three sets of booby's and an unconfirmed glimpse of a young lady's umm..well..you know...
Nate acted pretty shocked, he said he probably would have remembered seeing all that fun stuff as a kid, but he claims to have seen an edited version. I tend to believe him since I know his mamma wouldn't have let her sweet little Nate be corrupted by the temptations of the flesh.

Needless to say, neither of our movies turned out to be what we remembered them to be.