Heaven knows I don't have much room to talk about fashion, but I've been having a really hard time with a certain trend in jeans that seems to be sweeping the country and causing almost as much destruction as this economic recession...the skinny jean. Let me show you a few exhibits and you tell me if I'm wrong. I've been wrong before, but I do believe that I can convince you that skinny jeans are one of the worst fashion boo-boo's (which include the mullet and Vanilla Ice in general):
("This doesn't look too horrible." You think to yourself
"Sure, she's got hips like battleships but it's kind of cute")
("It's defiantly a color I would pick," You say to your kids "but I still don't see what Haley is getting so upset abou.....")
Ok, now do you see my problem? Sure, skinny jeans look good on models that have been airbrushed but here in the real world...them there are some good chil' bearin' hips!
And not one red-blooded father would want his boy walking around with a view like this. They're like man-tights "with a reinforced crotch..."
"A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"
I rest my case. The jury finds skinny jeans guilty of indecent exposure and the reason the world thinks Americans are over weight (it's an illusion...)