I've gained a little weight the last couple months.
I conveyed this information to my sweet, sweet husband.
The following is our conversation:
Haley- We need to start eating better, I'm gaining weight
Dead Man-We do need to start eating better. You don't look like you've gained weight...
Haley- Thanks babe.
Dead Man-...except on your butt. When you gain weight it's on your butt.
Haley- (Silence, deadly silence)
***SPECIAL REPORT***BREAKING NEWS***THIS JUST IN***
A man has been reported missing from his home. His loving wife has asked for the help of local law enforcement and the community to bring her sweet husband back to her open arms. Search and rescue has been dispatched but moral is low as there is no leads to the man's disappearance.
5 comments:
He's probably in hiding with Grant, the husband who, on our wedding day, as we were walking into the temple and I told him I felt like the hairdresser had done my braids funny, looked closer at me and said, "Oh yeah."
I know how you feel. Maybe we need to try the shred pack again. I've got a lot of extra junk in the trunk.
WOW I can't believe he said that. Captain would be sooooo dead. AND since we are married for ever and all eternity its not like being dead would get him out of trouble.
Oh and I have a flower that can be Haley's special flower. I'll do my best to take special care of it which probably means it will die cause i have a brown thumb, but it seems to be pretty hardy.It is a Lilly, and it grows back every year nomatter how much crap we put it through. Seriously the thing was mowed over this year and it still bloomed big beautiful flowers. I'll have picks of it on my blog soon. Love you guys!
Haley you always siad you wanted a bigger caboose. Your wish is granted. lol Now all you have to do is figure out how to make it stay where it's suppose to be while at the same time, lol keeping it from being all lumpy.
My remaining two cents. I think a brother of yours is going to be going missing without a trace soon.
Mars
Dear Marshall,
You are mistaken sir, I have never desired a bigger booty.
Also, I'd watch my back if I were you...just saying.
HAHAHAHAHA Oh man, he's in BIG trouble!!!!
He might need some husband lessons in that area!!! haha
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